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also known as Life's a Bitch

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  • 3.8
Love. Grief. Shock. Denial. Sleeplessness. Bubble bath. Mucus. Pigeons. Toothpaste. Hospital. F**k. Bye. Hair. Sports. Chicken. Bootie. Kids. Rejection. Squirrels. Cries. Awkward. Ninety-five scenes. Five minutes.

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"There’s nothing funny about the end of love when you’re mired in its misery. But as the saying goes, comedy is tragedy plus time." - Sean Axmaker, Keyframe

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Simple, yet hilariously accurate.

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Simple, yet hilariously accurate.

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It's all about love.

(and hate)

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Totally love it. Reminds me of the short story "Coming Sun. Mon. Tues." by Don DeLillo.

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A short with I think 90 scenes in 5 minutes and a theme which is clever and was thoroughly enjoyable for 5 minutes. No wasted time. 3.7/8 stars out of 5

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Fun film and great film synopsis.

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0f1a5c071b85ab2a3fb0b5842168b4c1? m 0044

kind of a guy flick

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very entertaining six minutes

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Yep. Pretty much lol. Nice lol toward the end ;)

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couldn't stand the guy but silly & sweet

no wasted shots. tells much with little.

Sad biker.

I smiled the entire five minutes. Hollywood attempts to tell this type of story by making two hours piles of garbage whereas this film maker brilliantly tells the story in five minutes - and each minute is a gem by itself.

just what I needed in humor to balance the grief of my lost love.

Wonderfully simple subject matter and yet saucily original due to some wonderful visual story telling.

Ah! la misère des amours... Petit film prévisible mais bien fait.

goood movie?


Creative way to show what happens after a breakup. Worth watching!

been there done that

Beautiful framing and colour-grading. I love a film that can tell a story with little/no dialogue.

odd enough to be good



great short. aloha

Pretty great short film. I found lot of the little nuances that the director put in to show the extreme range of emotion of the lead character rather amusing. I also enjoyed the vagueness of most of the situations the lead character is placed into - you never REALLY know the specifics of what he has been through, but ultimately that shows a broader picture and allows to to truly understand. The cinematography was fantastic. However, I think I would have liked to see a little bit of the original girl's side of things. In my opinion, that would have truly fledged out the dynamic I think the director was going for.

Stylish short with good editing, but nothing too special.

The editing is quite awesome!

Good movie - I can handle only 5 min of subtitles tho.

very French and very silly basically a waste of film and a jerk off


Marvelous short

Boy loses girl. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy survives.


Oh...made me laugh a lot. So true...

Sad and funny and youth minded direction and pursuit of happiness what can be.